Political Erections? As posted on www.blogsoma.net

Now that we've explored race and religion through the jaundice eye of the media, the Presidential campaign is back to it's bread and butter - gotcha journalism and beer commericial sex tactics. Think about it. If you we're running to be the Leader of the Free PHYLO's, what would be the two most compelling things you could say? #1 My opponent is a liar and #2 I'm sexier.

If that doesn't work, then the playbook says to do what Governor Paterson has been doing since the moment he took office as NY Governor. His 'confession tour' made another stop the other day when the PHYLO Gone Wild decided that pre-empting bimbo eruptions from his past indiscretions wasn't enough of a purge, but now his recreational drug use needed air time.

The real interview is here...in case that matters to all you EXO's out there.

Keeping with my three week trend of posting on TUES because the juice is still flowing so much on MON why stop the parade, here's Chelsea Clinton giving her best impression of an ONTO scorned when asked the "Lewinsky" question.

The phrase 'none of your business' is an ironic choice of words in an age where we know more about what these sapes do after dark than we'd ever dream of finding out. It seems like whether they tell us or we ask them, the bottomline is that we more concerned with seeing them cringe than anything.

Can a brother get an ECO without shame in here? Ah, thanks Jose! ;)

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